Your Character
Tell us a little about your character

What’s their name?
Yaphet Seijuu "The Madness" Kuriko

Who are they exactly?
A pureblood vampyre who guards the first offspring of the Westly family.

Are they male or female?
Male, though he is androgynous. xD

What’s their sexual orientation?
Pansexual

Are there any pictures of them?
[link]

What will they wish for?
1) To taste Ephiny's blood.
2) Not having to watch over his younger brother as well
3) Hoping his brother does well in life

What would they say about the judges?
As long the judge is fair and just, then he has no problem with them. His favorite is Judge Judy. xD

What would they say about you?
Nothing, unless it was necessary.

Do they know about Kitsune Rick-Chan?
I don't know about Kitsune Rick-Chan. xD

How do they like their steak?
Medium rare.

Are they at all connected to the Desire storyline?
No, I was just doing this because I like talking about my characters and thought by desire you meant one of my desirable characters. xD

Will they be connected to the Desire storyline later?
No.

Do they have anyone they’d like to say hello to?
"Greetings and salutations, Alyes Clark."

Do they have any cool special abilities?
He can sense strong emotions and hear an animal's thought. He can speak to an animal and they'll understand, but he won't understand them.

Are they a demon/vampire/schizo?
Vampyre.

Are they an obvious self-insert/Mary-Sue?
Yaphet is in no way a Gary-Stu. He has a valid reason for his hair being extremely long unlike other Stus and Sues. xD

Do you cut yourself?
That... has nothing to do with my character. o_O But no I don't.

Your Characters Favorites
In a modern setting, what would your character’s favorites be?
Paris, France.

Color?
White.

Drink?
Champagne and diet soda.

Food?
Ham and cheese sandwich.

TV Show?
Judge Judy
CSI or any opinionated good crime drama.

Music?
Classical, jazz, soft rock, alternative folk.

Midnight Snack?
String cheese.

Clothing Line?
Doesn't care about that.

Disney Movie?
Doesn't like Disney.

Desire Judge?

Steak Sauce?
A1

Monster Truck?
No, hates them.

Clothing Style?
A cross between casual, street, and formal.

Place to Hang?
Alyes' and Mikkoku's apartment.
A poetry café.

Place to Get High?
Quit drugs.

Place to Get Drunk?
Doesn't get drunk.

Sexy Hotel?
Doesn't know, but the room would definitely be the penthouse. xD

Hypothetically Speaking
If- I mean if these things were to happen I mean.

Your character, in the next round, is required to perform an extreme act of kindness towards their opponent. How will they do this in order to get to the next round? [I'll play along just 'cause this is amusing. xD]
Tell them what they've always wanted in life.

All characters have been given a week off from the competition to rest up. During this time they will stay at the Sexy Hotel{which has EVERYTHING omg}. How do they spend their week of rest?
Doing exactly that: resting. xD Mostly, anyways. He'd spend a lot of time in the pool/jacuzzi too.

ProfessorM just called your character gay. What do they do?
"I'm bisexual, actually. Why, are you hinting something? (Smirk.)"

Your character is on a tour bus with all of the other Desire entrants. Suddenly the driver gets a heart attack and falls over dead after throwing up all over the steering wheel. The bus is now out of control and heading over a cliff. What does your character do?
Sighs and reluctantly saves the day.

You’ve pissed off ProfessorM again. What do you suppose he’ll do to make the tournament a living Hell for your precious little OC?
Attempt to make it a living hell for Yaphet, but fail miserably. Not much bothers him. xD

Josh the Dinosaur is here to sell your character vegetables. What vegetables do they buy from him? {N/A for Josh the Dinosaur}
Carrots, radishes, beets, cabbage, and celery.

Your character has lost their room-key at the Sexy Hotel. How do they react? Will they spend the night at someone else’s room?
Sleep outside the door and up against it.

The Jester has just stolen one of your character’s most prized possessions and has completely disappeared from sight, leaving only a jingly bell that fell off his costume. How will they react to this?
He'd be pissed, but act rationally. After smelling the bell for a scent Yaphet would track The Jester down and slaughter him. :3

Your character has been turned into a busty girl in a Playboy bunny outfit. Somewhere in the vicinity is a doohickey that will revert your character back to their normal selves. How do they respond to this?
Tease a few men, then go find the doohickey.

It turns out Daemon has his eye out for your character and has set up several daunting tasks for them do to including steam cleaning his clothes and sponge bathing him. Will your character go through with this? If not how will they escape?
No; he'd blackmail Daemon.

Flynn has given your character a beer. What kind of beer will it be and how will your character consume it?
Heineken; sip it over time as to not be rude.

Your character is given a gun and an unlimited supply of bullets. For the next thirty minutes they’re free to kill any competitor they want. Who do they kill and why?
Whoever succeeds in bothering him and because they bothered him.

Your current opponent has admitted that they are madly in love with your character. How does your character deal with this, especially with the task at hand?
Declines their affections bluntly and carries on with life.

Don't you remember being a little kid when your teeth would fall out and grow back and you put the old one under the pillows so da ancient Norse god, Orthar, the tooth collector, would give you a pickle nickel?
... No. o_O;

Roleplaying
As your character, answer these questions.

Do you love your mother?
Sadly.

What do you think about what’s happening around you?
Doesn't bother me—as usual.

Do you think Daemon is hot?
No. I don't know what he looks like.

Do you think Raziel is hot?
Same as above.

You sick bastard.
You weren't complaining when it was happening.

Don’t talk to me like that.
Don't talk to me like that.

I’m not your girlfriend.
I'm aware. I don't have one.

Oh, I’m sorry- boyfriend I mean.
That neither.

No seriously.
I'm always serious.

Okay, back to the questions.
Thank you.

Who is your daddy and what does he do?
He was a daimyo and owned lots of land, even overseas.

Hurhurhurhur
... Do you need medical attention?

Have you ever suffered from depression and insomnia?
Depression, no. Insomnia, all the time.

Is there someone that you love?
Of course.

Would you die for said person, if applicable?
Yes, whether I was her guardian or not.

Are you already dead, so to speak?
Not very bright, are you?

Is your name Josh the Dinosaur?
That answers my question.

Are you afraid of Kitsune Rick-Chan?
I'm not afraid of anything.

Is there anyone you really want to meet and/or fight?
Meeting Jesus would be nice.

Is there any competitor you think you’d be BFFs with?
That would defeat the whole purpose of being a competitor, wouldn't it?

What’s your sign?
Scorpio.

What’re you doing later tonight?
I do not want a stalker, thanks.

Can I get your digits?
Obviously you're deaf too.

Are you sick of these questions yet?
Extremely.

Too bad.
Redundant.